Stealth Bike...NOT!

Vote for one:

Theftproof bike
What are you looking at?
Please-don't-remind-me-of-1989 bike
Gawd-I-can't-believe-I-had-one-of-those bike
I can't feel my legs
I love that bike
Ugliest bike
Awesome bike!
What's in the pink pack?

ps: note the perfectly matched pedals.